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A Penis with no shaft. Just the head.
Jake Hahn has a doyder.
Doyder by Someone December 14, 2004
Urban Dictionary Merch
the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021
Related Words
Doyder dooder doyler Dodder doiders donder dooderface doader dodderati doder
You dirty lil dooder.
Dooder by Gubbalump April 14, 2019

Los Doyers 

A common nickname for the Los Angeles Dodgers. Jokingly caught on because of the huge percentage of Mexican American fans. A purposeful mispronunciation which now appears on t-shirts, sweatshirts, hats and jackets. At any given game a huge portion of the audience is Mexican American or Latino.
Vamonos! Today is free blanket day. Let's go to the stadium and see Los Doyers play. I have free tickets!
Los Doyers by Cornfleis April 2, 2008
The hispanic pronuciation of "Dodgers" as in the Los Angeles Dodgers of Major League Baseball.
Let's go, Doyers! Let's get a hit, eh!
doyers by O'Shea Jackson April 22, 2006

dodderati 

The elderly set of people engaged in the task of getting older. The sheer bulk of Baby Boomers makes it fashionable to be a dodderati. See "doddering"
The baby boom generation will soon swell the ranks of the dodderati.
dodderati by Clinton Lewis October 18, 2008
Someone who doesn't admit they like someone and instead becomes extremely domineering toward the object of affection. Inside they are extremely caring and snugly.
Teena is going all domdere, I think she likes him.
Domdere by MissMomoHatter December 9, 2014
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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