Dodder 

(DAUD-er) a pen that ceases to function while it is being used for something of upmost importance, such as writing a term-paper that is due in twenty minutes. can also be used to describe a person who refuses to do anything when he/she is needed.

This paper is due in twenty minutes and this dodder is really pissing me off.

my brother is a mechanic but he can be such a dodder sometimes. last week my car broke down and he refused to help me fix it.

Dodder by saycock June 20, 2007

dodder 

a racist term used in the united kingdom to describe black people.

did you see that fucking dodder over there?

dodder by kingkoopa June 23, 2013

What a dodder 

(British slang) Dodder by itself means to totter around/move ungainly. The sentence 'What a dodder' usually means you have witnessed something incredible or surprising.

"What a dodder!"

What a dodder by HammyShoe July 6, 2024

doider 

the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out

Doider is easily one of the worst red things

doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021

Shag Dodger 

A person who avoids their obligations in the bedroom (or any other place where sex can be expected to happen)..

Drex was most put out at the expectation that he should shaft Big Lady after she had made him another fine meal..

All he really wanted to do was go to sleep, but the thought of her labelling him a "Shag Dodger" in the morning was too depressing to contemplate so he reluctantly Rogered her brains out several times..

Shag Dodger by Drex Johnson September 30, 2014

Dooder 

A follower of YouTuber Brandon Farris

You dirty lil dooder.

Dooder by Gubbalump April 14, 2019

mickey-dodger 

a female who openly shies away from sex

"Jules says after 3 months she still hasn't slept with Peter, gosh she's such a mickey-dodger"

mickey-dodger by MissNO April 6, 2010