Doughgut

Doughgut is what occurs after eating too much (usually white) bread. Your gut becomes clogged up and, and despite the amount of bread you've consumed you can't seem to feel full, due to no nutrients whatsoever being contained in said bread.

Usually happens only to men when poor. Doughgut amongst women has, as yet, no reported cases.

The bloated constipation is usually accompanied by an overwhelming need to knead your abdomen.

Mate, are you alright? You're walking a bit funny.

I've had nothing but bread to eat for three days. Got really bad doughgut. Might have to live on the toilet for the rest of the week.

Harsh. I had doughgut once and had to have soup enema to get it all out.

Doughgut by Mr Warburton July 21, 2009

Doughnut 

A similar use to Muppet and less aggressive than nobhead

What are you doing you doughnut?

Doughnut by Scotch Jock December 1, 2021

Doughnut Game 

A circle-jerk; where the players throw money, and a doughnut, in the middle. The first one to ejaculate on the doughnut, gets the money. The last one has to eat it.

I won the doughnut game, last night. Now, I can buy the new X-Box 360.

Richard Gere lost the doughnut game. He enjoyed eating it.

Doughnut Game by ilovehugetits July 15, 2010

Voodoo Doughnuts 

One of the things Portland, Oregon is known for. They are located at 22 SW 3rd Avenue("just south of the Burnside Bridge") and at 1501 NE Davis Street. Two of their most known doughnuts are the Bacon Maple and the Cock-n-balls. A few others are the Portland Creme, the Dirty Old Bastard, and the Voodoo Doughnut.
Commonly referred to as simply "Voodoo"
If, at a concert, a band is not actually from Portland, they will likely say something about Voodoo(as in the example).
Their slogan is "The magic is in the hole".
Random fact: at the 1501 NE Davis Street location, on top of the doughnut display case, there is a copy of "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince"

Jack Barakat: I had the Cock-n-balls doughnut at Voodoo! It was awesome!

Oregonian: Have you been to Voodoo Doughnuts?
Washingtonian: No, sounds lame.
Oregonian: ... We're going to Voodoo... NOW

Voodoo Doughnuts by PtownIsAwesome-NothingPersonal January 18, 2011

Chicken Doughnut

The slang name for the ubiquitous "General Tso's" chicken entrée offered at every Chinese restaurant in America. Given that its preparation calls for liberal breading and deep frying, one might confuse it for a doughnut dipped in an Asian sauce that has chicken as a filling.

Given that I wasn't in the mood to be adventurous with my order, I opted for the standard chicken doughnut (aka General Tso's Chicken) for my entrée at the local Chinese restaurant.

Chicken Doughnut by GPM415 December 7, 2010

beer and doughnuts

A perfect match to induce target vomiting.

Spooge: You going to to the tequila session this evening?

Wyatt: Of course, I think they are serving an appetizer of beer and doughnuts. Hackett is bringing his girlfriend, I hear.

beer and doughnuts by the comand'r December 28, 2020

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

russian doughnut by i eat black babies May 5, 2022