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Doughnuting 

The art of going on a night out and avoiding to getting any action. For some people this is a hobby
Me: Tim you are so good at doughnuting!
Tim: I know. I even walked her back home without making a move
Doughnuting by The doughnut November 29, 2013

doughnutting 

Practice used in televised sessions in the UK's House of Commons (and other places) of surrounding the speaker at any one time with a coterie of camp followers who would yell "hear hear" and other such things. This would hopefully work to distract the cameraman's attention from the facts that firstly, most of the seats in the chamber would be empty, and secondly most of the remainder would be occupied by MPs who were filling in crosswords, sleeping, or otherwise unengaged in parliamentary business.
Expect lots more doughnutting around Gordon Brown in the next year or two.
doughnutting by Fearman December 17, 2007

doughnutting 

To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.
Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.
doughnutting by Hand-E-Food November 10, 2014

Doughnutting 

When a male uses a glazed doughnut's hole for masturbation. Typically cumming on top of the doughnut as if the cum acts as a glaze then later eats it.
hey mom can't talk. I'm doughNUTting right now.
Doughnutting by Juan_Book August 24, 2017

DOUGHNUTTING 

A sexual act of one ejaculating around ones asshole for an icing effect, and then preform a rimjob eating one's own ejaculation.
My partner and I have been trying doughnutting in bed. It's fun.
DOUGHNUTTING by OhHaiMarcNSFW February 26, 2021

doughnutdoggy 

doughnutdoggy is an AMAZING artist!! She is so talented, and so sweet!! She picks the best song choices for her art, and for different characters!! She is also really funny, and an amazing person over all! Her art is so amazing it just blows my mind.
person a: "Have you seen doughnutdoggy art recently? "
person b: "no I haven't.."
person a: "you butt, go check it out rn it's really amazing and it will blow your socks off 😎"
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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