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A woman a man chooses to have sex/relationship with based first and foremost on proximity. Especially a sexual relationship.

Based on the theory that men are lazy and will reach for the nearest doughnut rather than get up to get what they want.
Jim loved his wife but still screwed Jenny, his work wife, was the closest doughnut.
by StarvinMarvin August 20, 2013
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a very large asshole; the most famous doughnut belongs to ryan hallowell
Wow! Howie has the biggest doughnut i've ever seen. He must have been taking it up the butt alot last night.
by nhlallstar36 June 21, 2009
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The process of spinning around erratically in a car on a wintery or rainy day.
I can do really good doughnuts in my Crown Victoria LTD
by Alex September 02, 2004
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To spin a vehicle in a 360 degree circle on some ones property
I stole a golf cart and did some doughnuts on that mother fuckers lawn.
by K shizzat April 06, 2006
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A medium sized round thing with a hole in the middle. It is usually covered in glaze of some sort, and most people have eaten it at some point. Can be used as an insult, but usually just confuses people.
mmmmm superamerica has goooood doughnuts.

Dude she's such a doughnut!
by Pian0Man February 04, 2010
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Delicious pastry which usually has icing and sprinkles on it...mmmmm yum
Homer Simpson: Doughnuts...is there anything they can't do?
by love child March 05, 2005
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