Definitions by GPM415
Non-Fungible Token
An employee hired for diversity, equity & inclusion (DEI) reasons that you can never fire lest you face allegations of discrimination.
We've wanted to fire her for a long time due to performance issues, but given that she is in a protected class, we've just accepted that she's our non-fungible token.
Non-Fungible Token by GPM415 August 12, 2025
meta empathy
The ability for a person to simultaneously consider their own position, feelings, motivations, etc. as well as those of another person (or group of people).
The reason he was such an effective communicator was because of his meta empathy, people with whom he was speaking always felt like he understood them intuitively.
meta empathy by GPM415 December 29, 2021
Wife, daughter, or hooker
A game that is played when a middle-aged or older man is seen with a considerably younger girl to determine the relationship between the two people. Given the age differential, it's usually plausible that his female companion could be his wife, his daughter or a prostitute.
When we were in the Orange County airport, we had to play a game of wife, daughter, or hooker after seeing a smoking hot girl in her late 20's hanging out with an older guy that appeared to have a lot of money. It was anyone's guess.
Wife, daughter, or hooker by GPM415 October 29, 2012
Juniorized
Being forcibly subordinated to someone of equal or higher rank within a company or other organization.
Despite his considerable experience, he was totally juniorized by middle management and was forced to perform menial tasks because he was the new guy.
Juniorized by GPM415 April 13, 2012
Three-Legged Race
The competition among any combination of three intoxicating recreational substances to see which chemical's effects will win out over the others.
There was a three-legged race among the alcohol, marijuana and cocaine in his body and it seemed as though they were all winning.
Three-Legged Race by GPM415 September 21, 2011
Chicken Doughnut
The slang name for the ubiquitous "General Tso's" chicken entrée offered at every Chinese restaurant in America. Given that its preparation calls for liberal breading and deep frying, one might confuse it for a doughnut dipped in an Asian sauce that has chicken as a filling.
Given that I wasn't in the mood to be adventurous with my order, I opted for the standard chicken doughnut (aka General Tso's Chicken) for my entrée at the local Chinese restaurant.
Chicken Doughnut by GPM415 December 7, 2010