doughnutting

Practice used in televised sessions in the UK's House of Commons (and other places) of surrounding the speaker at any one time with a coterie of camp followers who would yell "hear hear" and other such things. This would hopefully work to distract the cameraman's attention from the facts that firstly, most of the seats in the chamber would be empty, and secondly most of the remainder would be occupied by MPs who were filling in crosswords, sleeping, or otherwise unengaged in parliamentary business.

Expect lots more doughnutting around Gordon Brown in the next year or two.

by Fearman December 17, 2007

doughnutting

To use a colleague's computer to send an group or all-staff email offering free doughnuts. Often used as a punishment for not securing your computer.

Our head of IT makes a practice of doughnutting people who forget to lock their computers.

by Hand-E-Food November 10, 2014

doughnutting

Sexual intercourse between two male police officers

Chris and Charlie were on a regular patrol and when they stopped for a quick doughnut, the mix got a bit thick, before they knew it they're at it. Doughnutting.

by Benji Vincett October 16, 2006

Doughnut

A similar use to Muppet and less aggressive than nobhead

What are you doing you doughnut?

by Scotch Jock December 1, 2021

doughnut

The policeman's staple food.

Bad cop! No donut!

by thug February 17, 2003

Doughnuts

The process of spinning around erratically in a car on a wintery or rainy day.

I can do really good doughnuts in my Crown Victoria LTD

by Alex September 2, 2004

Doughnut

A fucking idiot

Tariq: *drops his phone*

Bill: “ahh tariq, you fucking doughnut”

by Massivecockman20 September 22, 2020