douchcicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder from "douchebag"

"Jimmy's a real douchcicle!"

douchcicle by Shawn Dub September 13, 2008

Deucecicle 

When your taking a shit and your initial push produces a very long gnarly turd that doesn't break off from your ass and hangs there like an icicle. Typically this turd is touching the water.

Mark: Did you hear about Brian's deucecicle?
Adam: Yeah, rumor has it that was roughly 11 inches.
Mark: Yeah, he said he squirmed on the toilet vicously until the deucecicle broke off his asshole.
Adam: WICKED BRO! WICKED!

Deucecicle by AA-Team June 25, 2009

Douchecicle 

The next step up the asshole ladder after "douchebag"

"Do you know Jimmy? He's kind of a dink!"

"Yeah, he's a real douchecicle!"

Douchecicle by Chico_GL July 13, 2006

Doucheciple

A collective gathering of morons around a common douchebag.

Dan and his doucheciples are walking somewhere around here.

Doucheciple by DRW19Fan August 6, 2015

douchicle 

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.

That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet

douchicle by NativityNinja January 1, 2011

douchesicle 

douche bag on a popsicle stick
comes in many flavors including new car, evergreen, and cherry

hey hand me a douchesicle
or
man, you are such a douchesicle, i hate you

douchesicle by Melanie Anderson October 1, 2007

douchesicle 

Basically just a douche or douche bag but to an amount of wimpiness/un-manliness you cant even come close to understanding.

Dude, Stewart is such a fucking douchesicle, when we tipped that portapotty he ran off and hid in his house for hours.

See that kid getting beat up? He's the biggest douchesicle in out school.

douchesicle by Socram November 24, 2006