douchicle

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.
That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet
by NativityNinja January 01, 2011
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Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"
My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries
by NativityNinja August 24, 2018
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