NativityNinja's definitions

Cereal

The threatening voicemail from a legal representation scam which promises "the local cops", utilizing a poorly educated robot who not only doesn't know your name, but also none of the specifics on your "4 serious allegations", yet closes with a pleasant "thank you!"

My blocked numbers are clogged with cereal, just like my arteries

by NativityNinja August 24, 2018

douchicle

the long, pointed goatee often found dangling from the chins of douchecycle riders with mega-piercings/body mods; also favored by those hanging at graphic novel shops.

That bro'torcycle bag died his douchicle silver to match the carpet

by NativityNinja January 1, 2011