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1. something that remains perennially fresh, or interesting, something enduring

2. an article that is billed as news but is really penetrating analysis (from the notion that such material is perdurably useful)
I just had to call bullshit on the latest evergreen article the collage's paper published.
by The Return of Light Joker March 16, 2011
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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A massive object that blocks a water way
I've just had a right Evergreen. It took three flushes to get rid.
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A neighborhood located in The South eastern part of San Jose, CA. It is a part of East Side San Jose, although the outskirts are in the South Side of the city. It's population is a majority Asian and Hispanic. Because Evergreen is a large community, it is divided into 4 parts: East Evergreen, West Evergreen, North Evergreen, and South Evergreen. It is mostly a safe area to live. However, The western parts of Evergreen are where a majority of crime in San Jose occurs, besides the Story and King area. Crimes are linked back mostly to gangs, as Evergreen has many Norteno and Crip gangs, along several other gangs. Evergreen is commonly referred to as the "Eves" or "The Green".
Person1: Where you from?
Person2: Evergreen

P1: Where you reppin'?
P2: Shout out to the Eves!

P1: Which part of San Jo you from?
P2: The Green
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To become stupidly or amusingly stuck
Wow, these shoes are tight... I've really evergreened my feet in there

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My girlfriend and I were playing with a glass bottle in bed and unfortunately I had to attend the hospital after I evergreened it
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As in always has greenbacks (money) a guy that has money. A guy that never has to think about money because he has soo much of it!!!
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He's an evergreen.
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