Often seen roaming the grounds of the local Starbucks or other pseudo-social environment, the wild doucheberry wears outrageously stupid outfits and believes he commands the adoration of all in the vicinity... while in reality he lives in a sad world of self aggrandizement and false superiority.
Wild doucheberry, three-o'clock... check out those knee socks, loafers and board shorts. Where in the world does that guy get all of that confidence?
Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.
Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...
DoucheBerry - (doosh-bair-ee)
Classified as any individual who willingly decides to insert a cell phone earpiece into their ear, and wear the device in situations such as Romantic Dinners, Boardroom Meetings, Working out at the Gym, and Love Making etc...
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the USCoast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.