2 definitions by Indygunner

Doucheberry

Doucheberry is a portable communication device that when used by a non-douche is known as a Blackberry. The Doucheberry becomes such when one is clearly douchebagging with a doucheberry. For instance, using the Doucheberry to impress someone.

Amy: Hey look at that douche over there
Mike: Is he actually using his Doucheberry in a bar? Oh wait! He's trying to look cool for the skank next to him!
Amy: What a douche...

by Indygunner August 10, 2009

abductable

When a woman is so attractive that you'd consider risking prison time for kidnapping her.

Ken: Did you see that new girl at work today? She's so fine I almost threw her into my trunk!
Mike: Oh my god I know! That girl is so abductable!

by Indygunner May 26, 2016