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Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.
The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"
Doucherelli by vingratis March 25, 2009
Words you can keep

Doucheresting

Arousing curiosity or interest; holding or catching the attention: "an interesting debate" ----- Stemming from a douchebag
Ryan Seacrest: So I went to the mall the other day and they had that watch I've been wanting.

Mac: Wow, that is very doucheresting...Please go on
Doucheresting by Yakimaballer December 27, 2011

doucheroll 

Similar to a Rickroll, one is doucherolled when they click on a link expecting one thing and are instead assaulted with a video and/or song of John Mayer (or someone else with the same level of popularity and douchebaggery).
Friend: I am loving this song right now! {link}

You: What's this -- oh, fml, I've been doucherolled.
doucheroll by Pariselle February 21, 2010

Douchebelle 

1. A female version of a douchebag which sounds like a compliment at first but is, in fact, an unsuspecting flip-off to the recipient who, in another life and world (or after having had a sex change), might actually be correctly deemed a douchebag.

2. A politer version of bitch, but with deeper, thought-provoking undertones. Useful for unsuspecting foes who might actually take it as a compliment.

Coined during an interesting discussion about the origins of the word douchebag during which no one could think of a female equivalent - Here it is, in all its glory.
Ambronina: "So then, just to spite me, she spiked my cup of tea with laxatives. I was on the loo all day!"

Erica: "OMG, she's such a douchebelle!"

Gowlinda: "Here's your latte. Sorry that I forgot to ask them to use skimmed milked - I'm sure you would've wanted it like that."
Justina: "Awww... Thanks. You're such a douchebelle."
Gowlinda: "That's so nice of you... Bitch."
Douchebelle by Mod-RSI-2,6-YOLO December 19, 2014

douchenelle 

A category of jerk boys, specifically those with red hair, acid tongues and quick tempers.
A Douchenelle is a poison apple that doesn't fall far from its rotten tree
douchenelle by aosm March 7, 2010

doucherella 

1) A person or a reference to person(s) known to be a part of a collective of douche bags. Referencing the term douche bags to those individuals specifically seeking recreational use cocaine.
2) An individual associated with Sir Douchington, Douchasaurous-Rex or Admiral D-Bag.
3) The alternate name of Pedro in the little known Super Hero comic "I am NOT BATMAN" - referencing the alternate identity of the superhero "Doucherella" who is born when Pedro (the side-kick of the hero Senior Bruce No Esta or SENB) consumes or seeks cocaine. Known for the super power of being a cocaine fiend with the power of fiending (wanting more cocaine).
1) Adam, did you just do that entire teener? Christ, you're as bad as Doucherella.
2) John, quit giving Doucherella over there so much coke.
3) Hey Doucherella, what the @*!! are you doing over there with Admiral D-Bag, Sir Douchington and that Douchasaurous-Rex?
doucherella by Atmos Blueshit March 16, 2008

Douchebellishment 

The often gold and silver embellishment on douchey clothing made popular by men in Vegas, Jersey Shore characters and the host of Ghost Adventurers. The clothing often is by Ed Hardy or Affliction and usually includes crosses, fleur de lys or daggers.
Looks like the orange, spiky haired guidos got dressed up in their finest douchebellishment for the strip club tonight.
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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