vingratis's definitions

Douche Gel

Styling substance with the purpose of extreme douche spikes with hair

Susan has to wear an eye patch because that guy used to much douche gel and poked her eye out.

by vingratis March 22, 2009

Doucherelli

Douche of Italian origin, generally traveling in packs, telltale signs include shiny shirts, unabrows, excessive Pellegrino consumption, and still thinks the Fonz is the coolest impression. Yelling incoherent strings of Italian words learned from Sopranos or Godfellas are common.

The Doucherelli had bladder pains from too much Pellegrino and screamed "ah morone fugazi!"

by vingratis March 25, 2009

Iceberg Douche

Only 10% of doucheness can be seen but you know there is 90% more beneath the surface.

That guy was cool but turned out to be a real iceberg douche once you get to know him.

by vingratis March 18, 2009

Italian Wall

When you’re overly tired due to consuming too much pasta and drinking too much wine

I really enjoyed my pasta and wine but damn I have now hit an Italian wall and need to lay down.

by vingratis June 23, 2023

Douchekopoulos

Douche of Greek origin. Signs include a slicked back mullet type hair, gold chains, a constipated face and chest hair combed out. They generally can be found owning a breakfast diner that has "Athenian Chicken" on an otherwise generically American menu.

Yanni was a true Douchekopoulos because there were daily complaints from customers about chest hair in their feta omelet.

by vingratis March 25, 2009