Douche Burger 

A name used to insult someone, is used like words like douche or douche bag

Chris is such a fucking douche burger!

Douche Burger by PoPoZakuto April 26, 2006

sloppy douche burger

a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.

Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"

sloppy douche burger by jamalshamali September 1, 2009

Dingle Douche Burger 

A combination of the words 'dingle douche' and 'douche burger' to describe a person that is just so unbearably awful that nobody likes him/her.

I can't stand that guy, Tony. He's such a Dingle Douche Burger!

Dingle Douche Burger by Mrs. Raechel Shiny October 31, 2011

dooche burger 

a light snack in the morning or evening, goes well with ketchup and mayo

"grandmas famous homestyle dooche burgers"

dooche burger by mike and dave!! February 23, 2005

douch burger 

Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.

schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.

douch burger by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010

Douche buggery 

The improvised cleansing of one's anus with a store bought douche kit.

Me and my cousin was gettin shitdick often and the festerin became painful, what with the corn kernels, pepper seeds and all. So we invented in the douche buggery kit for the rectum and Bob's you Uncle! Buy one today and your dick pains will be behind you, or you cousin, rather..... Also introducing the Rectum Relief kit! *The aggressive buggering in this ad was done by professionals on a closed buggering course. Do not attempt... Introducing New Joe's Buggering cream!! One Dalope and all you Buggering issues will ..

Douche buggery by Bugmen September 1, 2018

douchebuggery

When some douchebag comes along and buggers up something that is valuable or important to you through a combination of ignorance and arrogance plus a measure of intent.

After his election, Obama committed many acts of douchebuggery against the country.

douchebuggery by Harold LeCat February 10, 2014