Definitions by jamalshamali
you run a great business
A common turn of phrase used to desribe gentlemen running a satisfactory level of customer service and product quality in any business, often said when drunk to a kebab shop owner, a tesco employee or even a taxi driver.
Andy: *In yateley kebab house* *with beer in hand* one kebab please good sir
Ahmet (owner of best kebab yateley): coming right up sir
*within 5 minutes perfect kebab given with a smile*
Andy: cheers lads- You run a great business
Ahmet (owner of best kebab yateley): coming right up sir
*within 5 minutes perfect kebab given with a smile*
Andy: cheers lads- You run a great business
you run a great business by jamalshamali February 21, 2012
smelly gooch
"damn, did you see john's gooch last night, it was certaintly a smelly gooch, unlike billy's which happens to have a flowery scent."
smelly gooch by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
sloppy douche burger
a recently used douche sandwitched between two burger buns, if desired the buns can be toasted like in subway. This is considered a delicasy in norway.
Dave- "what the fuck is that norwegian eating"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"
Alan- "I think its a sloppy douche burger"
Dave- "wow, that looks like a pile of shit, why would anyone eat one?"
Alan- "dont knock it until you've tried it man"
sloppy douche burger by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
Fag land
An area ruled completely by the homosexual comunity often used for sausagefests and various other activities enjoyed by faggots.
1. command squad leader- "brace yourselves boys we're about to enter Fag land, whatever you do DON'T BEND OVER"
Small asian man- "But wrot if wree wanna get burm raped"
2. jerome-"oh what!! greg said they'd be honeyz here but this is 100% Fag land"
Small asian man- "Awwwww now shish is my kina pawty"
Small asian man- "But wrot if wree wanna get burm raped"
2. jerome-"oh what!! greg said they'd be honeyz here but this is 100% Fag land"
Small asian man- "Awwwww now shish is my kina pawty"
Fag land by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
shampoodaphile
a man who enjoyes inserting his penis in shampoo bottles.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
As shampoo bottles are very thin at the opening this usually means that the man has a tiny pecker.
Ronald- "man i had the best shower this morning, but i ran out of shampoo, what a bummer!"
Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"
Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
Malcom- "oh, when i run out of shampoo, i just shove my dick in the bottle, isnt that what everyone does?"
Ronald- "dude thats bloody wierd, you must be a shampoodaphile and thus have a small nob, init."
shampoodaphile by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
Willy ping
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"
Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"
Spencer- "hey guess what guys, when I think about sex my willy goes ping"
Rodger- "eww, willy ping!"
Willy ping by jamalshamali September 1, 2009
spacco wagon
a vehicle specifically designed for transporting disabled people, usually with downs syndrome. It usually is a shit car, or if in a group of downies, then a shit mini-bus with an old lady driving.
daren- "wow, look at that spacco wagon on the road over there! Hey mitch, you should be in it."
Mitch- "noii noii, duuuhhh!" *chews arm*
Mitch- "noii noii, duuuhhh!" *chews arm*
spacco wagon by jamalshamali September 1, 2009