Skip to main content

douchetard

A way to describe someone currently acting like a douche in an attempt to get them to rethink the actions they have taken in their life.
Habid, why are you being such a douchetard to the kind lovely and sweet lady who shows you nothing but love and affection?
douchetard by jossthegreat December 17, 2013

douchetard

An insulting term for someone who is simultaneously a "douche"
(i.e., an asshole, jerk, jackass) and a "retard." Expresses both unpleasantness of personality AND stupidity at once.
That asshole is too dumb to even come up with a coherent insult. What a douchetard.
douchetard by Mr. X April 4, 2005

Fuckass Douchetard

For when fucker and douchenozzle just don't adequately describe the person or situation.

Doubletree 

Of or referring to the movement of a male whereby his testicles painfully twist with either each other, the thigh, or the pant leg. The movement of the testicles is accurately represented by the Doubletree Hotel logo.
Dude i just turned in my chair and got The Doubletree.
Doubletree by tscrizz September 28, 2010

social douchetard 

Polly is a douche with no social skills.

Therefore Polly is a social douchetard.

Doubletreeing It 

Doubletreeing It is the act of two people choosing to have sex in the window of a hotel in a high-traffic area specifically so people can watch. Originally termed for the Doubletree Manhattan where people frequently had sex in their hotel room window because of how easily people on the street can see.

Recommended positions include doggie and straddling so that people can see the most penetration. Maximum pleasure is taken when the couple sees another person masturbating and watching them.
Jean and Michael were Doubletreeing It during rush hour and she finished him with a blowjob while about 10 people watched.
Doubletreeing It by Thor Stark June 21, 2011