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A person who frequently displays immense stupidity and a disturbing lack of all common sense. A person who is chronically engaging in asinine behavior without recognizing that said behavior is, in fact, asinine.
After carefully observing the situaiton, the man's friends deemed him to be a doowad due to the troubling facts that the man lived with his parents well into his fourties, and that he was almost always unemployed.
Doowad by Major Dansby December 24, 2008
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DookaDikks 

Very big artillery or a schlong.
(Memphis Slang)
Them niggas pullin up wit dem dookadikks.

That hoe took a dookadikk.
DookaDikks by Offbrand February 28, 2019

doopadoop 

Another term for a nice, round butt. Can also be a butt with nice proportions; usually referring to women in spandex. But, can also refer to men with fairly plump, perky buttcheeks.
Brandon: Hey man, look at Dave's doopadoop! He must be squattin more.

Shawn: I know. I wish my doopadoop was that perky and plump.
doopadoop by BD27 November 11, 2012

Doobadoo 

A word that knows no boundaries. It may be used to replace unknown music lyrics, to reply to a question of which the answer is unknown, or to affirm any range of emotion from sad to excited.
1. "With arms wide open, dooba doobadoo ba doo."
2. "What's her last name again?" - "Doobadoo??"
3. "So how are you feeling after that breakup?" - "Doobadoo..."
Doobadoo by Andyman2340 April 7, 2013
1) An un-namable gadget of some sort, possibly highly technical.
2) Another meaning for father or dad.
Hey, pass me that doodad to your left

Happy doodads day!!!
doodad by Sabz October 24, 2003
A genius. One who is really, really smart. In the realm of car audio in particular.
Dam son, look yonder at that cat that be talkin all technical about car audio. That is one doodaddy mf'er!
Doodaddy by Adcom February 25, 2009
For when you use thingamajig too much, used to refer to an object you can't remember name for.
Can you pass me the thingamajig on the doodad please?
doodad by Tharglet February 15, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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