Doortarded

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

by Newfee September 6, 2018

Dotarded

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

Poortarded

A person who is ignorant on the basis of economic upbringing.

Timmy didn't know how to operate the microwave, because he's poortarded.

by The In and Out Kids September 11, 2005

dartarded

Dartarded is when someone is retarded but dont actually have a mental illness.

I just got a 46 precent on my test i feel dartarded.
1.whats 10 x 50? 2. 400. 3. what a dartard

by Braeden92 June 14, 2007

Doctarded

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009

doorbarred

When you leave your laptop unlocked and bad things happen

Steve left his laptop ope, and now all his staff have pay rises due to Chris using his login to access the accounting platform. He's been doorbarred!

by anonymous January 24, 2024