Doctarded 

Anyone who is clueless about understanding a doctor's diagnosis and/or hospital/health care terminology.

Being the doctarded person I am, I had no idea what a hysterectomy was until yesterday ...nor did I know how to spel it.

Doctarded by Chad Wieland February 6, 2009

Dotarded 

Adjective used to describe a brash and ill-conceived action with potentially disastrous consequences committed by an individual in a position of great authority, but who is of questionable cognitive faculties.

Though originally from the relatively obscure English literary term "dotard", referring to a senile individual, the term was revived in late 2017 when it was used by North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un to describe US president Donald J Trump.

Alternatively, the term "dotarded" can also be interpreted as a portmanteau of "Donald" and "retarded".

Michael: "I'm not convinced that Donald Trump's foreign policy strategy of out-crazying the world's most brutal and unstable dictators isn't going to work"
Lilly: "You can't be serious. Playing nuclear chicken with Kim Jon Un is f*cking dotarded, and may very well end up causing World War III and the end of humanity as we know it"
Michael: "Yeah. True. I got nothing."

Dotarded by Gruffalo Soldier September 23, 2017

DoctorDepp 

He is the true and only DoctorDepp. Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked.
Only the Depp, master of all four elements, could stop them. But when the world needed him most, he vanished.
A hundred years passed and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an airbender named DoctorDepp, and although his airbending skills are great, he still has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone.
But I believe DoctorDepp can save the world.

He is the chosen one, DoctorDepp!
We love him! He is our hero. The Real DoctorDepp

DoctorDepp by Gentomeiter May 5, 2021

Dubtarded

The act of being obsesed with only dub/dubstep and convinced that all other music is simply "not woblley enough".

Irene wont go to the club with me because they dont play Dubstep." "I know its all she listens to now i think shes Dubtarded

Dubtarded by Snake Plisken Sparkles May 17, 2011

Dotardess

feminine form of the word Dotard

Hillary Clinton is a cunty dotardess with a chronic cough

Dotardess by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 9, 2020

doctard

A portmanteau describing a terminally-degreed person having no common sense and minimal social skills.

My professor is a doctard

doctard by Super_G April 24, 2016

Dicktarded 

The state of consciousness or euphoria following orgasm after having really good sex.

Sex with john left me dicktarded.

Dicktarded by Xtyn82 June 28, 2017