Doodooass 

Doodooass is an expression for something that can only bee described so. It is like doodoo but also like ass. doodooass!

person 1: My grandpa just died :/
person 2: I'm sorry man, kinda doodooass tho.

Doodooass by Adrian asdasdasdasdasdas May 9, 2022

Doodoopuss 

1.The stanky of stanky
2. A dirty balloon knot
3. Butthole (loose and/or tight)
4. The master blaster
5. The doo-doo-gina
6. Dirty shit box

7. The Peanut butter cunt

1. I'm going to put this in your tight moist doodoopuss

2. Damn that dump destroyed my doodoopuss

3. Hey joeygIna how's your doodoopuss feeling?

Doodoopuss by Nasty chimp wanker January 5, 2012

doodoostank 

n. The aroma left over from a Bowel Movement

Man, Wipe your ass! You got massive doodoostank!

doodoostank by Hactionary May 18, 2008

rooby doodoots 

when you're stoned off your ass looking for anything you can eat

-step step step- where's the food? ROOBY DOODOOTS!

rooby doodoots by Bleaks Sones January 2, 2005

doodoopaste 

1 Fecal material, especially when soft or with the consistency of peanut butter.

2 Exclamatory phrase similar in usage to shit

3 Any other substance similar in appearance or consistency to definition 1.

1 I can feel the doodoopaste coming on... gonna have to go to the bathroom in a minute

2 Oh, doodoopaste!

3 That burrito's full of doodoopaste

doodoopaste by The damn co-op December 5, 2004

Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...

Doodooanity by The Poop November 25, 2004

doodooanity 

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

doodooanity by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004