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Doodooass

Doodooass is an expression for something that can only bee described so. It is like doodoo but also like ass. doodooass!
person 1: My grandpa just died :/
person 2: I'm sorry man, kinda doodooass tho.
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Doodoopuss

1.The stanky of stanky
2. A dirty balloon knot
3. Butthole (loose and/or tight)
4. The master blaster
5. The doo-doo-gina
6. Dirty shit box

7. The Peanut butter cunt
1. I'm going to put this in your tight moist doodoopuss

2. Damn that dump destroyed my doodoopuss

3. Hey joeygIna how's your doodoopuss feeling?
by Nasty chimp wanker January 5, 2012
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doodoostank

Man, Wipe your ass! You got massive doodoostank!
by Hactionary May 18, 2008
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rooby doodoots

when you're stoned off your ass looking for anything you can eat
-step step step- where's the food? ROOBY DOODOOTS!
by Bleaks Sones January 2, 2005
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doodoopaste

1 Fecal material, especially when soft or with the consistency of peanut butter.

2 Exclamatory phrase similar in usage to shit

3 Any other substance similar in appearance or consistency to definition 1.
1 I can feel the doodoopaste coming on... gonna have to go to the bathroom in a minute

2 Oh, doodoopaste!

3 That burrito's full of doodoopaste
by The damn co-op December 5, 2004
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Doodooanity

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)
(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...
by The Poop November 25, 2004
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doodooanity

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.
Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.
by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004
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