doodooshit 

you are a massive piece of shit

person 1:trips friend

person 2: your a doodooshit

doodooshit by K1ngJ0rge December 22, 2022

doodooshit 

a variation on the basic "doucette" in conjunction with doo-doo and shit in order to form a new, funnier third word.

person 1: hey, i hate rose doodooshit.
person 2: yes.

doodooshit by good_lord_there_are_no_handles November 9, 2023

tose doodooshit 

made to exist as a catering service to bunk bed boy's weird whims

BBB: hey doodooshit, you will obey
tose doodooshit: yea 👍

tose doodooshit by good_lord_there_are_no_handles September 12, 2023

Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

The only commandment is to replace (in all languages) the words "God" and "Love" with "Doodoo".

The problems of the world are caused by words. Look at the Middle East, Ireland, etc. -- they're all fighting about "God". When they realize they're fighting over "Doodoo", they'll start giggling uncontrollably and drop their AK-47s.

Similarly, remember how O.J. "loved" Nicole? People get so bent out of shape about "love". If John told Susie, "Oh how I doodoo thee, let me count the ways," then none of the inevitable consequent agony would arise, and John and Susie would go on to live normal, happy lives.

(Note that Doodoo refers to the spiritual, while Peepee refers to the mundane.)

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):
1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.
2. Then shit happened.
3. Then we got the spoon. ...

Doodooanity by The Poop November 25, 2004

doodooanity 

Contends that life is like a punchbowl and in each punchbowl there must exist the turd. The turd may be large or small, it may float or hide on the bottom. Some people may try to obscure the existance of their turd with fruit, others may decorate the turd with a tiny umbrella.

Johnny and Sally fell deeply in doodoo when, after searching their punchbowls, they found their turds mutually acceptable.

doodooanity by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004

doodooites 

a type of disease in which you become a doodoo mama, doodoo daddy etc.

"don't hang out with those doodoomamas you'll catch doodooites"

doodooites by Dimpless. January 2, 2010

Doodooanity 

A new religion brought to earth to ensure the Survival of the Feces and bring about a New World Odor.

(from the Holy Book "Doodooronomy"):

1. In the Beginning, there warn't shit.

2. Then shit happened, and we got the spoon.

Doodooanity by The Poop November 24, 2004