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Dongoloid 

People with above average penis size who don’t recognize that 4 INCHES IS AVERAGE and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: With your small penis, no wonder she dumped you!
Bobby: 4 Inches Is Average and more than enough to please a woman.
Michael: No way, bro! Bigger is better!
Bobby: Learn some science, Dongoloid.
Dongoloid by Chris P Bayken January 17, 2019
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While your having anal sex, you pull out your penis just before you cum and you still have some poop on your tip. You then cum on your partner sending the poop cum combination onto them. most commonly done when your partner has diarrhea.
That girl has been to the bathroom 5 times now. Think she's ready for a Dokyo?
Dokyo by DrunkenPanda May 10, 2015

sperm-donor 

Any guy looking to get something for self gratification by either shooting his load into a jar at a sperm bank and getting paid for being a jerk-off OR by sweet talking a female into letting his loser-ass fuck her and when she gets pregnant by him he punks-out and won't daddy-up.
Mr. Squirt, aka sperm-donor, went to the sperm-bank where he made a deposit and got a withdrawal because he needed money to impress the hotty he had a date with that night where he would make another deposit but no withdrawal.
sperm-donor by jpg3 April 16, 2011

Colin O'Donoghue

An awesome irish actor and life-ruiner. Also he is a (hot) musician, he plays the guitar. Most known as "Captain Hook" in the show "Once upon a time". The sexiest man alive. If you don't know him, you're wrong
My body isn't ready for Colin O'Donoghue, too much perfection for me
Colin O'Donoghue by Hooker77 June 15, 2013

brain donor 

Extremely stupid person, someone who acts as if they've already donated their brain to science--before they die. Clueless. Dumb as a rock.
OK, what brain donor thought it would be a good idea to leave beer in the freezer overnight??
brain donor by JJRtwu2009 December 17, 2008

Colin O'Donoghue

An Irish actor hailing from Drogheda,County Louth,Ireland. Plays Captain Hook in the hit ABC show Once Upon A Time. In my opinion he is the Sexiest version of the one handed pirate.
Colin O'Donoghue, sexier than your latest flame. He is the equivalent to a fez with Matt Smith
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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