Donmt

In excruciating detail, an expression of the purity of the hatred of the iPhone keyboard.

Donmt do that, you are hurting my eyes with these typos. - These are not typos, they are intentionally left this way, as a reminder that once there was a thing called a Blackberry Keyboard with actual buttons instead of a dumb touchscreen, & this shit didnmt happen.

Donmt by Stu Cherbourg June 17, 2022

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard 

A way of saying "see ya later" or "take care comb ya hair". Usually said in the context if somebody is leaving a voice channel on discord if they have something else better to do.

"I gotta go take care of my kids guys catch you later"

"Okay, don't drop a turd like Amber Heard"

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard

Dont drop a turd like Amber Heard by Limpylegs May 3, 2022

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban Dictionary and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.

Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary by The Worlds Loneliest Man July 2, 2019

Donatella 

She’s something special, Has the hand of an artist, is extremely bright, intelligent, and appreciates “realness” but lives in a dream. Respects herself, and is beautiful in the most unique way possible and she can make you smile and have hope when you’re feeling your lowest. Is good at helping others but she has a bitter time helping herself. She’s a badass, she won’t get her heart broken easily but when she does crack she tends to try and keep it in. She acts shy at times and has an inner wolf, ready to snap back at any time, but insecurity lingers her constantly and drags her down. Perfection haunts her, she’s always trying to be the best and do it all for everyone, she feels that she simply has too. If you find one, you better hold on to her but not take advantage of her because she’s no fool. If you ever get on her best side, you’ll hold on to her like your life depends on it and she’ll always be there for you. When she is herself and loosens up a bit she can be mysterious and sexy.

“Hey Hanna, be more like Donatella.”

“I need someone like Donatella, a real a** bi***.”

Donatella by Dammmdaniell January 23, 2018

dont @ me 

Don't @ me is a phrase on Twitter when you say something and you don't want people to respond directly to you. They can retweet, like, etc. but don't respond directly because you don't care what people have to say about your opinion.

Kylie: "Tagalongs are the best girl scout cookies don't @ me"

Sara: What's "dont @ me"?

Kylie: I don't care about your opinion

dont @ me by lol2038 January 29, 2017

I dont play

stating that you do not mess around and dont bullshit. You dont play games and are all business.

Hey man, I dont know what you heard but I dont play.

I dont play by whitey in lakewood August 17, 2009

Donatella VERSACE💜 

Donatella VERSACE💜 is a yassified version of "it is what it is." It is used without context and it can be commented on almost any post.

Bella: WILL YOU FREE MY PALESTINE?

Donatella: Donatella VERSACE💜

Donatella VERSACE💜 by kerbiiitch April 6, 2022