A Texas hold 'em poker tournament - usually in Florida. The game is inhabited by card-carrying donkeys who love the game but can't play it. (Although some think they play better drunk).
Typically the game is even more donkified by the presence of Nebraska born players.
When fucking a chick in the ass, you nock her unconcious with a blow to the back of the head (donkeypunch) and pull out and come on her back and throw the sheats over her (superman) so they are "comeglued" to her back when she wakes up.