Donkeypower 

The power to stay chill and be good buds.

"People talk about horsepower, but they forget about donkeypower. That's the power to stay chill and be good buds."

Donkeypower by Agus1 March 21, 2017

Donkeypower 

The units of power of a piece of shit car.

The piece of shit car in front of me must only have a 100 donkeypower engine.

Donkeypower by chulin May 23, 2009

brake donkey power 

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.

1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!

brake donkey power by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009

Donkeyboner 

something that is said inanely and completely randomly by someone who has Tourette's syndrome

As I was talking to my friend with Tourette's he "DONKEYBONER!" said, well yah there it is...

Donkeyboner by Bitch107 August 19, 2008

DonkeyLover 

A person who loves donkeys way too much.

See Dark Angel.

omg dark is such a donkeylover

DonkeyLover by xen047 April 30, 2006