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A person who's eyes look in different directions.
Dave, did you see that monkey pigeon? He had one eye on the Mars Bar, and the other one on the change
by kenlovejoy January 21, 2014
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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