Donkeying 

when you are cheating on your wife with your wife who is also your girlfriend but also your boyfriend's best friend. You walk into the boyfriend's house, his dog invades your crotch before you approach the chocolate fountain and get wet and sticky and sweet.

Can be done once, twice, but never three Tims in a day unless you are the donkey king.
Only things named Lily may dub someone the donkey king.

Being a donkey king is the most important responsibility one can hold. Only the donkey king may sing to the bue cardinal before pouring the chocolate for the chocolate fountain.

National donkeying day is June 25th. On national donkeying day, the donkey king sings to the blue cardinal and the pigeons sing the sacred song.

Hey babe, wanna go donkeying tonight?
Zach: What are they doing over there?
Lily: They're donkeying!
Andrei: I want to donkey!
Lily: NO.

Donkeying by 86vannilla June 25, 2019

Donkeying 

As in “donkeying around” - meaning you are spending time doing a worthless activity when there is a real project to be done.

Jay really needed to focus on his sales reports instead he spent time donkeying around mindlessly scrolling on social media.

Donkeying by @juliesaxon June 25, 2024

donkeying around 

a person behaving like a donkey, making donkey noises or just a person that is generally being a senseless human

Please stop donkeying around!!!!

donkeying around by plattendreher March 15, 2012

monkeying about 

Verb
To do unproductive things in the backseat of a warthog while others are listening to the radio.

As seen on Red vs Blue, episode 53
www.redvsblue.com

"I think it's important to get proper credit when some of us are working hard discovering distress signals on the Warthog's radio, while others are hanging out in the back seat, monkeying about!"

monkeying about by cheeser March 28, 2005

Donkeydinodick 

When the massiveness of a mans dick scares even the most emotionless person

Dude this guys donkeydinodick is poking my eye out

Donkeydinodick by Donkeydinoman July 18, 2020

monkeying about 

To fool around. (non-sexually)
seen in Red Vs Blue 53

"While we're sitting here just jabbering the Reds are over there monkeying about!"

monkeying about by Hollicide March 30, 2005

Post-DonkeyKong 

To be born subsequent to the dark ages of "Pre-Pong" and to be in touch with the new generation.

Jen was clearly not Post-DonkeyKong as she had no idea how to relate to the juniors at her work.

Of course I like MarioKart, I am Post-DonkeyKong.

Post-DonkeyKong by Danvk September 21, 2011