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sucks donkey dick 

Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
sucks donkey dick by TomD1969 January 12, 2011

Dominican Donkey Dick 

Term to describe the above average penis of the Dominican Man.
Average penis size for a man with Dominican Ethnicity and blood.

donkey dick land 

A non-existant place, used when you do not know where something is, or simply do not wish to specify.
Guy 1: Where did you go drinking last night?
Guy 2: DONKEY DICK LAND! XD
donkey dick land by Benny Dragonboy December 7, 2009

Donkeydinodick 

When the massiveness of a mans dick scares even the most emotionless person
Dude this guys donkeydinodick is poking my eye out
Donkeydinodick by Donkeydinoman July 18, 2020

Donkey Dick

A term used by military personnel to describe the threaded funnel that attaches to five gallon fuel cans which is long and resembles the shape of said animal.
Hey private make sure that donkey dick is tight so it doesn't leak
Donkey Dick by ColdMike October 9, 2012

Donkey Dick

Hey man, wish I had a donkey dick, but I don't
Donkey Dick by wt57 July 25, 2017
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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