Something that is so utterly absurd..it even qualifies for sheer stupidity and making an ass of someone or something. A mix between Ridiculous and Assinine (sp?) Can also be used as an exclamation for something funny or sarcastic. (depends on the inflection of voice and situation)

"I cannot believe what he said in that meeting...that's just Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

OR

"That video was friggin Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus)!"

Ridonkeyoulus (re-donke-you-lus) by Long Range111 February 3, 2010

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Smart Donke

Smart Donke - Like a Smart Ass, but more humorous. Instead of belittling others he makes others life better by being a Ride-or-die friend like Donke in Shrek, but way smarter like Einstein.

I'd much rather be a smart donke than a dumb-donke anyday.

Smart Donke by IQDave August 22, 2024

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Dumb Donke

Dumb Donke - Like a "dumb ass", but with the redeeming qualities of being likeable and nice. Think Shrek's Donkey mixed with your Best Friend who's an idiot some times.

OK, you Dumb Donke, you know I love you, but it's "there, there" not "They're their".

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RUN LIKE A DONKE

Run like a donkey is something I thought of, it defines a person telling another person to run fast, but in a more funny or interesting way

Person 1: RUN LIKE A DONKE
Person 2: bUt i aM1!1!!1!!
Person 1: e v e n f a s t e r

RUN LIKE A DONKE by Ninja Monke March 4, 2021

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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