LosLorenzo's definitions

Deontologist

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant

Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.

by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019