Deontologist

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant

Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.

by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019

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donkologist

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

by doctordonk February 16, 2010

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Deontologist • Demonologist • Dongologist • donkologist

Dongologist

A professional donger and or handler of the dong. A dongologist is someone who can help with any dong needs people may have and can give medicine and help for the issues. A requirement is a signed approval by Imaqtpie the first dongologist and the leader of the dongs.

Imaqtpie is a master dongologist.

by The black guy from twitch chat September 1, 2013

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Demonologist

1. The study of demons.
2. Belief in demons.
3. A list or catalog of one's enemies: "As the years passed the magazine's demonology expanded to include Bolsheviks, radicals, Franklin D. Roosevelt, the New Deal, Government work programs or aid programs of any kind"

Sam: "so what do we do?"
Colby: "I think it's best if I contact a Demonologist"
Sam: "oh yes, they know better"
Colby: "exactly"

by AshleyIsHot August 4, 2019

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