Deontologist 

A person who follows rules, no matter how dumb.

Synonyms: stickler, anal retentive, pedant

Hume: Bentham sure is pissed at you.
Voltaire: He said I could stay at his house as long as I didn’t fuck his sister.
Hume: You fucked his sister?
Voltaire: His *step*-sister. That guy’s such a deontologist.

Deontologist by LosLorenzo June 18, 2019

donkologist 

one who studies donk (badonkadonk, booty, etc) and determines whether a girl has a certified donk

Courtney: See, I DO have a donk!

Rachel: Really? Your butt's not that big...

Courtney: My donkologist certified it and said, "Its not how big the booty is, it's what you do with it."

Bekah: DAYYYUMMM SHE GOT A DONK!

donkologist by doctordonk February 16, 2010

Dongologist 

A professional donger and or handler of the dong. A dongologist is someone who can help with any dong needs people may have and can give medicine and help for the issues. A requirement is a signed approval by Imaqtpie the first dongologist and the leader of the dongs.

Imaqtpie is a master dongologist.

Dongologist by The black guy from twitch chat September 1, 2013

Demonologist 

1. The study of demons.
2. Belief in demons.
3. A list or catalog of one's enemies: "As the years passed the magazine's demonology expanded to include Bolsheviks, radicals, Franklin D. Roosevelt, the New Deal, Government work programs or aid programs of any kind"

Sam: "so what do we do?"
Colby: "I think it's best if I contact a Demonologist"
Sam: "oh yes, they know better"
Colby: "exactly"

Demonologist by AshleyIsHot August 4, 2019

Demonologist 

A person Study’s demons and/or ghosts.

Person 1: My good friend is a Demonologist!
person 2: Really? because i think i have a demon in my house…

Demonologist by acoolperson18282282 September 18, 2025

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022