Dong Slap

verb: to slap someone with a penis especially given when a person is acting stupid; very harsh action, if you have recieved a dong slap, you are a to be considered the lowest form of organisms

Joel got dong slapped by Landon for being such a fag

Dude, you should dong slap that fool driving his lifted 2WD Ford Ranger.

by Nate Dogg February 27, 2004

dong slap

The act of being hit with a coin of the vietnamese national currency.

Nguyen slapped me with his dong.

by sp0rkius February 29, 2004

Mongolian dong slap

A retort to your mates when they say stupid shit

Mate, you're gonna get mongolian dong slapped

by insan3 September 9, 2021

Dongslap

The fine art of whacking someone in the face with your penis.

I am going to dongslap the shit out of you.

The abusive husband gave his wife a daily dongslapping that left her cheecks black and blue.

by horhay_achoa July 1, 2003

Dongslap

The impromptu act of forcefully releasing one's schlong from his pants and subsequently whipping it across the temple, ear, or forehead area of the target subject.

Come closer so I can dongslap you.
Rosie looked at me funny, so I dongslapped her 14 times in a back-and-forth motion.

by Don Max May 12, 2003

Dongslap

what you do to your someone when they tell you to shaddapa your mouth

Poboom: shaddapa your maoth
Hakko*dongslap*

by Hakko February 21, 2004

dongslapper

he/she who slaps dongs

I was asleep. I felt a harsh blow on my dong. I believe I fell victim to a dongslapper.

by Tony Tornado February 18, 2009