Donchi 

All round good bloke who loves being a true Aussie with his sexual mullet. Good at make one hell of a snag on the barbie with smokey BBQ sauce.

"Donchi turned me on with his sexy mullet."

Donchi by Nigie the noonga July 29, 2017

Luka Doncic 

A Slovenian basketballer, currently playing for Dallas Mavericks of the NBA. Nicknamed "wonderboy" by European audience. Already known for his Clutchyness} and crazy stepback threes. At 19 he has already [won multiple trophies and awards including: Euroleague title, Eurobasket title and Euroleague MVP. Although doubted by many before his debut for the "Mavs", he continues to prove his critics wrong.

Guy 1: Bro, Did you see that crazy ass buzzer beater? Who is that guy?
Guy 2: It's Luka Doncic.

Luka Doncic by Avenc3nt December 9, 2018

Skoochie Doochie 

The act of cutely seducing your partner through genital combat.

Locking crotches and swapping gravy.

Tunnel patrol.

Disappointing God.

He would drive 20 miles just to skoochie doochie.

Skoochie Doochie by Fart Industries March 26, 2022

Dunchi 

Dunchi is another way of calling somebody stupid, dumb, dumbo etc.

Jessica: isn't a strawberry a vegetable?
Bob: No, you frikkin dunchi

Dunchi by 1b2e3n4s December 5, 2019

Luka Doncic 

Devin Booker father

Luka Doncic is Devin Booker father

Luka Doncic by asten9899 May 29, 2023

doichi 

Doichi is a term that was started by drunk Abel, and later evolved into something spectacular.

doichi is bigger than ant

doichi by yoloswg August 28, 2014

Douchician 

\doosh-ish-en\ n.

An adolescent male douchebag, who poorly performs douchey songs in an attempt to impress girls and/or douche whores; despite not having any real musical talent.

Common Characteristics of Douchicians:

- the guitar is the instrument of choice for most douchicians
- douchicians will bring a guitar even if it is not appropriate
- most douchicians have shaggy hair
- douchicians rarely wear shoes when performing outdoors
- douchicians will seize all opportunites to go shirtless

Top 5 Songs Frequently Played by Douchicians:

1. "Original" songs, with a "borrowed" melody, about an ex
2. Wonderwall - Oasis
3. Hey There Delilah - Plain White T's
4. The intro to Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
5. Time of Your Life - Green Day

Person 1: Why does that guy always bring his guitar and sing "Hey there Delilah" by Plain White T's?

Person 2: He's a douchician, and that's just what douchicians do.

Person 1: Well, he could at least put his shirt back on. I can't believe some of those girls are actually impressed.

Person 2: Those are just stupid douche whores, and douche whores go crazy over douchicians.

Perfect Example of a Douchician:

Family Guy, "Stewie Kills Louis". Season: 6 Episode: 4 of the animated sitcom, shows a short clip of a "douche bag" playing a guitar. The clip comes just after Stewie realizes that he never follows through with any of his plans to kill Louis. The animated clip can be found online at popular video sharing sites.

Douchician by TitsMagee10249 November 22, 2010