DonBot

A male/female who has superior knowledge in the field of everyday life that everyone goes to for advice and help.

"Im not sure what to do, ask Joe, he's the DonBot."

DonBot by The_Azz_Goblin January 1, 2010

donothon

A livestream to encourage donations, a donation marathon. Common in the vtuber community.

Next monday, 5 PM EST, I'll be doing a donothon to raise funds!

donothon by EdSheeranEquals September 3, 2021

donbock 

Drunk before noon and you have to go to the water tomorrow

What you doing this weekend, I gotta big donbock to do

donbock by CollinTree January 14, 2023

Donother

Someone who does nothing. Basically a sloth. Usually one that mooches off others to survive.

My cousin is such a donother. All he does is sit around the house all day and smoke weed.

Donother by Michael Vescelli November 29, 2017

dongbot 

Dongbot is a slang term for a vibrator - the most rudimentary form of a sexbot or fuckbot. Such devices don't have enough personality to even approach being a lovebot, though rumors persist of many women falling in love with their Jack Rabbits, Red Demons, Black Daddys, and even special showerheads -- all devices designed to maximize female orgasm.

A plain dildo is kind of like a dead vibrator, but could also qualify as a dongbot.

By extension, a dongbot could also be a replica of female sex parts used by men. Usually such devices have 1 to 3 orifices with only a little context surrounding the holes. Like just a face, with eyes, nose, and a fuckable mouth, period. Or some female porn star's crotch, just the crotch, nothing else, no belly, no legs, just 2 holes and maybe some fur. You can see these on the sex toy sites. The less body the more the device is a dongbot. In this respect the penile pump is the ultimate dongbot for males, having no body parts except for a sucking slidy orifice.

By contrast, even a blow-up doll is much more than a dongbot. When sailors took blow-up dolls on long voyages, as bunk mates, these life-size dolls may have even become a limited form of lovebot. Look at Tom Hanks and the volleyball. We humans value sex, but we also long for companionship and love.

Incidentally, according to net sources, Japanese sailors used more of a dongbot than a love doll on long voyages. Called a "Dutch wife" (they got the idea from the Dutch?), this was like a leather pillow with a hole. The interior of the hole was reportedly lined with silk.

As Lenny Bruce once said, men will schtupp anything, even mud. Apparently women aren't much different, they just prefer something long, hard, and tingly. Dongbots are a technological advance over mud and cucumbers. There's just not enough body there to want to marry one.

overheard at an overpriced latte cafe:

"Did you buy another glass dongbot?"

"This one is sexier, it's pink and has a better G-spot bend. I dunno, plastic dongbots just don't do it for me, even ones with synflesh. Seem so artificial. Glass is hard and kinky."

dongbot by dsimms February 27, 2008

donotbendelope 

Stiff, usually cardboard-backed envelope used for sending thin, and often valuable, items such as certificates and photographs that need to be protected from damage. These envelopes are usually embellished with the words "Do Not Bend". Synonyms: do not bend envelope, board-backed envelope.

They posted my diploma in a donotbendelope and it arrived in pristine condition.

donotbendelope by Wordmaiden March 28, 2017

Donbon 

A man that simps so hard hes borderline creepy

"Hey man, do you know Donbon?"

"Yeah man, he's really creepy. Needs to learn to not be such a simp"

Donbon by Yayeeterson January 14, 2020