dongbot 

Dongbot is a slang term for a vibrator - the most rudimentary form of a sexbot or fuckbot. Such devices don't have enough personality to even approach being a lovebot, though rumors persist of many women falling in love with their Jack Rabbits, Red Demons, Black Daddys, and even special showerheads -- all devices designed to maximize female orgasm.

A plain dildo is kind of like a dead vibrator, but could also qualify as a dongbot.

By extension, a dongbot could also be a replica of female sex parts used by men. Usually such devices have 1 to 3 orifices with only a little context surrounding the holes. Like just a face, with eyes, nose, and a fuckable mouth, period. Or some female porn star's crotch, just the crotch, nothing else, no belly, no legs, just 2 holes and maybe some fur. You can see these on the sex toy sites. The less body the more the device is a dongbot. In this respect the penile pump is the ultimate dongbot for males, having no body parts except for a sucking slidy orifice.

By contrast, even a blow-up doll is much more than a dongbot. When sailors took blow-up dolls on long voyages, as bunk mates, these life-size dolls may have even become a limited form of lovebot. Look at Tom Hanks and the volleyball. We humans value sex, but we also long for companionship and love.

Incidentally, according to net sources, Japanese sailors used more of a dongbot than a love doll on long voyages. Called a "Dutch wife" (they got the idea from the Dutch?), this was like a leather pillow with a hole. The interior of the hole was reportedly lined with silk.

As Lenny Bruce once said, men will schtupp anything, even mud. Apparently women aren't much different, they just prefer something long, hard, and tingly. Dongbots are a technological advance over mud and cucumbers. There's just not enough body there to want to marry one.

overheard at an overpriced latte cafe:

"Did you buy another glass dongbot?"

"This one is sexier, it's pink and has a better G-spot bend. I dunno, plastic dongbots just don't do it for me, even ones with synflesh. Seem so artificial. Glass is hard and kinky."

dongbot by dsimms February 27, 2008

DonBot

A male/female who has superior knowledge in the field of everyday life that everyone goes to for advice and help.

"Im not sure what to do, ask Joe, he's the DonBot."

DonBot by The_Azz_Goblin January 1, 2010

dongbat 

1. Too stupid to qualify as a dingbat.
2.Michelle Bachman
3. So bat shit crazy as to have been hit in the head by a large object that made the sound DONG!

Michelle Bachman is a dongbat!

That person is so stupid they must have been smacked in the head with a dongbat!

See the flat spot on her head? That's where she got pummled with athe dongbat!

That guy is dumb enough to qualify for dongbat.

dongbat by Kimbiwa June 29, 2011

Donglot 

Anything you want

"Oh you donglot "

Donglot by girl11111 November 3, 2014

donkbot 

Donkey's arse, person of low standing, an idiot

That guy is total donkbot

donkbot by Stuart Hepburn August 26, 2007

dongbone 

DONGBONE is English slang for the penis / todger / pecker / one-eyed-trouser-snake / wee willy weiner. The name probably springs from the often discussed (and false) belief that the human member contains a bone which allows it to become errect.

MINGER: Wow, look at that amazingly fit bird, I'm going to ask her to touch my dongbone!
AMAZINGLY FIT BIRD: I'd rather eat the scabs off a dead leper's back.

dongbone by Suave G July 5, 2006

DongBonger 

A DongBonger is one who is obsessed with punching Ginger peoples genitals

Jimmy is such a DongBonger.

DongBonger by Serious Bitch October 23, 2017