Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.

A euphemism for “kill me” now that composting oneself after one’s death has become popular.

a paper that says that you're still a fuck up, but now you can work

"You are still a fuck up, but now you can work" paper.

(noun) - Obtained through educational courses, can be used to escape the ghetto if obtained at a school of higher learning (trade school, community college, college, university).

A reward in the form of oral sex, recipient can be male or female.

A piece of paper that Matthew does not have