Flimsy sheet of paper encased in cardboard. Usually put above the fireplace on the mantle or on the refrigerator with a magnet. Signifies completion of about 4 year of college work. Contain faux signatures of several leading authorities at the institution. Makes parents happy and gives suburban kids a scary sense of freedom because they are no longer supported financially.
Successful Adult: Diploma, eh? Yes. Yes. I remember getting mine. You know, I work in a field that is totally unrelated to my major in college. Oh, well. Enjoy your diploma. Yep, those were the best years of my life.
by crazy b January 9, 2006
(noun) - Obtained through educational courses, can be used to escape the ghetto if obtained at a school of higher learning (trade school, community college, college, university).
"dawg yall wanna C my GED?"
"No, I have a graduation ceremony to attend, at which I'll receive my diploma."
"wurd"
"No, I have a graduation ceremony to attend, at which I'll receive my diploma."
"wurd"
by JJ OJ April 21, 2010
Rory: Dude! I just got my diploma
Robert: Sweet dude, now your just a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work
Robert: Sweet dude, now your just a fuck up with a piece of paper sayin your good to work
by iliketomoveitmoveit9876321 November 15, 2009
Rory: "I thought a diploma was like a drama force field" Robert: "Nope, Shit is Dumb"
Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"
Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"
Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"
Rory: "That sounds about right, It should be called your still a fuck up but now you can work paper"
Robert: " Sounds spot on we should write the inventor of the word"
Rory: "I'm calling the dictionary people"
by donotuseyourrealnamehere123456 November 21, 2009
I'll give you a diploma.
You deserve a diploma.
You've been a naughty girl, come here for your diploma.
You deserve a diploma.
You've been a naughty girl, come here for your diploma.
by Adveloq August 2, 2011
by D Plays February 11, 2017
Fraudulent institutions of higher education, sometimes lacking accreditation, which grant diplomas that are either fake or worthless. Historically a they have not been accredited, but with the increase of online schools, most now are accredited and offer a course load so easy, or based on loosely defined "life experience", so as to render their education valueless.
Also known as a Degree Mill
Also known as a Degree Mill
Well known places that are diploma mills include Trinity Southern University, Walden University, Trump University, Wesleyan International University, and Prixo Southern University.
by David McBride March 24, 2008