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Domth
Shortened slang for "domestic threat". Applicable to anti-authority, anti-constitution, anti-science conservaderp types who endanger others without care, due to overinflated egos, susceptibility to conspiracy theories, and scientifically proven lower IQs than liberals.
Not going to wear a mask in the pandemic, Ben? You'll be at fault for murdering more people, domth. Know what happens to domths in this nation, Ben?
Domth by Chyllstorm August 10, 2020
What doth life?
"What doth life? Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion?
Or is it vice re-versa?"
Or is it vice re-versa?"
What doth life? by Apple Shampoo May 18, 2011
dogtheism
a belief system rooted in a spiritual connection with dogs, in which dogs are held in higher power and can be called upon for guidance and support
dogtheism by dogtheist101 November 30, 2017
thou doth protest too much
Someone emphatically stating how much one hates gossiping, that one would never engage in this sort of behavior. This implies that, "thou doth protest too much" and may in fact be a gossip.
thou doth protest too much by Chrizbeats September 13, 2013
jigri dosth
jigri dosth by mehdi naqvi March 17, 2004
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Bunhead
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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