Definitions by dogtheist101

eggs away from vegan 

being really close to being/achieving something, but you're not quite there

or

when you're vegetarian and lactose intolerant

Josie: "I'm $2.01 away from the free shipping minimum"
Grace: "You're eggs away from vegan"

eggs away from vegan by dogtheist101 June 10, 2018

dogtheism 

a belief system rooted in a spiritual connection with dogs, in which dogs are held in higher power and can be called upon for guidance and support

Grace became a better person after embracing dogtheism.

dogtheism by dogtheist101 November 30, 2017