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Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.
Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis
danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014
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nolanitis 

A deadly disease that results in severe itching between the upper thighs and makes you make a lot of cringey fortnite references. It also makes certain body parts balloon 3x the regular size.

nolanitis is a very serious disease and has killed many victims gruesomely. This is often associated with ligma balls and balanitis.

people who have the disease become stupid dicks and say 21 repeatedly.
Tyler : wtf he has nolanitis

Me: oof o god
nolanitis by findthecure21 March 21, 2019

Dolanite 

(noun) -Any person or persons having lived in, resided in, been stuck in, known anyone from, or tried escaping from Dolan Springs (a.k.a. Stolen Things,) Arizona.

(noun) A person who has 'crossed the cattle guard' into the town of Dolan Springs, Arizona.

(noun) A thief; a liar; a scoundrel; a no-good, rotten p.o.s.; a meth-head; a criminal; a person or persons wanted by the law; a desert rat from Northern Arizona...
Hey... I crossed that cattle guard once and lost my money, my car, my dignity, my sack AND my girl to a Dolanite!
Dolanite by the original dimwitter December 25, 2016

dylanitis 

A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..
I diagnose you with dylanitis.
dylanitis by Queenbinaz June 11, 2018

dylanitis 

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
dylanitis by Undetale September 3, 2019

doganitis 

When you own dogs but want more dogs.
Aw man I have doganitis
doganitis by Graaylynn February 14, 2017