doganitis 

When you own dogs but want more dogs.

Aw man I have doganitis

doganitis by Graaylynn February 14, 2017

danitis 

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

boganitis 

A term used to describe a normally civilized person. These infected with boganitis may find themselves using trends that bogans use. Such examples include:

1. Enhanced swear word vocabulary.
2. Develops a fondness for canned alcohol/beer.
3. Doesn't see the point in shaving anymore.
4. Will wear singlets (typically blue or white) to any occaison.

John told me to "fuckin' hand me another VB, ya lazy fuck!". That's what I heard of it, I couldn't hear him properly through his beard. I think he has boganitis.

boganitis by bolshoi May 28, 2007

dylanitis 

A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..

I diagnose you with dylanitis.

dylanitis by Queenbinaz June 11, 2018

dogoitis 

The irresistible urge to hug your dog

Guy 1: Dude why are you hugging your dog.
Guy2: I have Dogoitis

dogoitis by Alicforhigs June 2, 2018

dylanitis 

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.

Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.

dylanitis by Undetale September 3, 2019

Loganitis 

This is a disease which someone is severely attracted to large testicles.specifically black ones. They visualize big black balls jiggling up and down their mouth.As a side effect they are named Logan and are very gay.

I feel bad for Logan he has loganitis and will die soon.

Loganitis by The very extremely official April 19, 2022