Dolanite 

(noun) -Any person or persons having lived in, resided in, been stuck in, known anyone from, or tried escaping from Dolan Springs (a.k.a. Stolen Things,) Arizona.

(noun) A person who has 'crossed the cattle guard' into the town of Dolan Springs, Arizona.

(noun) A thief; a liar; a scoundrel; a no-good, rotten p.o.s.; a meth-head; a criminal; a person or persons wanted by the law; a desert rat from Northern Arizona...

Hey... I crossed that cattle guard once and lost my money, my car, my dignity, my sack AND my girl to a Dolanite!

Dolanite by the original dimwitter December 25, 2016

dolanize 

to give excess and sometimes too detailed information on a particular subject

He definitely dolanized when he told us about his bleeding asshole.

dolanize by Rolls August 17, 2004

Dolanitis 

This is the definition of an ABSOLUTE obsession with the dolan twins.i loveee them❤️

I have an extreme case of dolanitis

Dolanitis by michaeldhiggins January 25, 2019