Doraitis
Doraitis (noun)
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:
Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:
Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible
"Girl, your phone is literally in your pocket. You got Doraitis or something?"
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."
Doraitis by Sillybillyvanilly328 May 28, 2025
