dogagitis

When someone ages extremely fast and looks way older than what they are. They look like they age in dog years.

Have you seen Missy? She looks so weathered and wrinkly. I heard she was sick and the doctor diagnosed her with dogagitis.

dogagitis by It's me I'm here May 31, 2025

doggits 

Large droopy breasts that are fat, gross, and saggy. Most often seen on fat girls wearing shirts that show a lot of clevage. These are often pushed up with steel-belted underwire bras to disguise them. Proof positive that bigger is not always better.

When Bertha removed her bra her moldy doggets flopped out of her shirt and dangled around her knees.

The kittens of South Park love to play with Ms. Choksondik's Doggits

doggits by Myke Stannum September 26, 2005

dogoitis 

The irresistible urge to hug your dog

Guy 1: Dude why are you hugging your dog.
Guy2: I have Dogoitis

dogoitis by Alicforhigs June 2, 2018

doganitis 

When you own dogs but want more dogs.

Aw man I have doganitis

doganitis by Graaylynn February 14, 2017

Dolanitis 

This is the definition of an ABSOLUTE obsession with the dolan twins.i loveee them❤️

I have an extreme case of dolanitis

Dolanitis by michaeldhiggins January 25, 2019

Doraitis 

Doraitis (noun)
Definition:
An extreme and often hilarious case of blindness or cluelessness, inspired by Dora from "Dora the Explorer," who famously couldn't see things right in front of her even with a talking map and audience help.
Symptoms include:

Not seeing something that's literally right in your face
Asking obvious questions like "Where is it?" when it's painfully obvious
Turning to imaginary friends for help
Repeating questions loudly as if it'll make things more visible

"Girl, your phone is literally in your pocket. You got Doraitis or something?"
"The keys are literally on the table! You got a STRONG case of Doraitis."
"She walked past the Starbucks entrance THREE TIMES. Someone call a doctor, her Doraitis is terminal."

Doraitis by Sillybillyvanilly328 May 28, 2025

Sachel donggitis 

It is a desription of a condition that occurs when a male scrotum is so large that it make the males penis look much smaller than it actually is.

elephantitis in the testicals gives people the appearance of sachel donggitis.

Sachel donggitis by jagenmaster June 29, 2011