dylanitis

A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..

I diagnose you with dylanitis.

by Queenbinaz June 11, 2018

dylanitis

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.

Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.

by Undetale September 3, 2019

Dylanitis

The sudden addiction to all things Bob Dylan

Person 1: "Jonas has been really into Bob Dylan recently"

Person 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Dylanitis

by ThrobbingMoobieCock420#69 July 28, 2023

danitis

Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.

Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis

by yellowneck May 24, 2014

dylanified

Inability to adapt to the environment even if you are very talented.
Feeling like Bob Dylan in the "We are the world, USA for Africa".

Dude! I was with my girlfriend friends, i was dylanified. I couldn't even join the conversation.

by ocsocs January 27, 2020

dylanis

A sexy ass girl with a gorgeous personality an that can take your man in a heartbeat.

“ Damn have you seen that girl DYLANIS she is so fine”

by I’m your daddy hoeee May 16, 2018

DylanIssabella

The coolest person to ever exist on planet mars.

DylanIssabella is so cool and hot i wish i was her.

by BrokenPoint September 6, 2021