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dylanitis 

A kid named Dylan that has a new illness all the time. Also known as a puss..
I diagnose you with dylanitis.
dylanitis by Queenbinaz June 11, 2018
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dylanitis 

1) The inability to curse

2) You repeat what others say when attempting to curse

3) This disorder is usually not noticeable. If someone with the disorder is asked “Say the F word”, they will repeat most of the time. These are the first symptoms. Others with this disorder may have to go to a few private therapy sessions in order for those effected to have the courage and energy to curse.
Example:
Person : Say the F word.
Infected Person : The F word

If this happens, it could be a sign of dylanitis, which is a very rare disorder.
dylanitis by Undetale September 3, 2019

Dylanitis 

The sudden addiction to all things Bob Dylan
Person 1: "Jonas has been really into Bob Dylan recently"

Person 2: "Yeah he's got a bad case of Dylanitis
Falling asleep at what is considered to be too Damn early.
Person 1: I'm so tired
Person 2: its only 6:30 you have danitis
danitis by yellowneck May 24, 2014

dylanified 

Inability to adapt to the environment even if you are very talented.
Feeling like Bob Dylan in the "We are the world, USA for Africa".
Dude! I was with my girlfriend friends, i was dylanified. I couldn't even join the conversation.
dylanified by ocsocs January 27, 2020
A sexy ass girl with a gorgeous personality an that can take your man in a heartbeat.
“ Damn have you seen that girl DYLANIS she is so fine

DylanIssabella 

The coolest person to ever exist on planet mars.
DylanIssabella is so cool and hot i wish i was her.
DylanIssabella by BrokenPoint September 6, 2021
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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B)
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A)
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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