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big floppy donkey doinker 

a person who is a total jack ass or just plain asswhole
nate was bein a big floppy donkey doinker yesterday because he got rammed in the ass to hard

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.
Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.
Double doinkered by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

Double doinker dick 

When the bitch files a lawsuit against you and you don’t know how to cope so you jerk off two dicks at once
“FUCK dude my wife just fuckin double doinker dicked me now i don’t know what the fuck to do! Just give me your dick, I need to cope”
Double doinker dick by SMC_SNIPER September 23, 2019

Daddy Doinker 

A human being of the male species who is blessed with a penis of any size who uses this penis while erectile to insert it inside of his father engaging in gay anal sex play.
Dude! My twin sister’s brother is a daddy doinker!
The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.
I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!
Doinker by Da Punkin October 8, 2016
A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.
The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.
doinker by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006