Hammerhead250's definitions

Uncle Robbie Two Fingered

When Uncle Robbie comes in in the middle of the night and slides in two fingers.

I was sleeping peacefully last night until I got Uncle Robbie Two Fingered.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

Getting Franked

When your significant other gets a hot dog/sausage off the stove and sneaks up behind you and slides it up your butthole.

Mr. Rocha was making hot dogs and didn't realize he was getting Franked by Jasmine until the thumb.

by Hammerhead250 November 1, 2020

Mushroom dump

When you sit on the toilet and jerk off into the bowl, while taking a shit.

Brandon was attempting a mushroom dump, but unfortunately had no luck, until Jerry came to assist.

by Hammerhead250 November 14, 2020

Double doinkered

When a man and a woman (wearing a strap on) penetrate another man at the same time.

Jerry went to help Red and did not expect to get a rhino punch from her while he was getting double doinkered.

by Hammerhead250 November 8, 2020

Mushroom Jump

When a woman hops from one dong to the next.

Leann was unhappy with Jerry, so Cassidy told her she should mushroom jump to Brandon.

by Hammerhead250 October 29, 2020