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Doinkers are fun, kid-powered animated ears. Use a hand controller to activate the movement of soft character ears (either one at a time or both at once) which are attached to a headband. Made by WowWee, award winning toy company best known for Robosapien and PaperJamz.
I want Doinkers bunny ears for Easter! They are made by WowWee and you will be able to find them just about everywhere!
Doinkers by WowWee!! June 30, 2011
A high quality rat fathered by two even higher quality men: Quinnigan and Shaney Boi Swag.
Holy shit that doinkers didn't eat his dinner, no carvel for him!
Doinkers by bobsageeeettttt February 14, 2018
Your dogs. Toes. Keep them caged please nobody wants to see that.
"Bro, that girl over there has her doinkers out!"
"My God, that is hot."
Doinkers by dazaisjuicyyummyhotbuttock September 17, 2023

Dong Doinkers 

To have fat boobies
"Yo my teacher in my english class had some fat Dong Doinkers!"

Yoinker doinkers

Dude im gonna go yoinker doinker that waterbottle
Or
*grabs a piece of chocolate* yoinker doinkers

Drinkers remorse 

The feeling of sadness you have the day after (having hang overs). Often you feel a bit embarrassed by the things you did the day before. Also, often people who have been out drinking tend to be a bit depressed the next day presumably because of a chemical reaction in the brain caused by the alcohol consumption.
person1: how are you today? you were proper wasted yesterday!
person2: yeah. It was not my finest hour, if now what i'm saying... I'm feeling the drinkers remorse today
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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