doinkers

n.- doinkers are the feather-like hairs that stick up at the back of a scene type hairstyle.

close relative to 'dickers'.

"This morning I was trying to get my doinkers up but they kept falling down. I need a haircut, Goddammit!"

by skank_sam May 17, 2007

Doinker

The result of rolling oneself into a blanket, simulating a human burrito; commonly practiced by children and abnormally small adults.

I never knew making doinkers with Priscilla could be so much fun!

by Da Punkin October 8, 2016

doinker

A short young chubby girl, usually dressed oddly, and often evoking a mild sense of pity.

The bee-girl from the Blind Melon video No Rain is clearly a doinker.

by thoughtless pig September 14, 2006

Doinker

The fattest of fattest joints in the galaxy. Can only be rolled with rawthentic rolling papers. Only the best of the best can roll doinkers.

Sully can roll some fucking fat doinkers man

by 420BackwardsBlazeIt January 28, 2019

doinker

A penis with a tendency to be extremely stretchy.

John stretched his doinker and slapped Jason in the face with it.Jason brown

by john September 5, 2003

doinker

An empty-headed (and often shallow) person, especially a female. An airhead. Derived from the sound that an empty missle battery made in the '80s Atari arcade game, Missle Command ("doink", "doink", "doink").

"All those girls at the mall are just doinkers."

by EJ Spode October 22, 2008

doinker

fat booty , fat ass

That girl has a doinker

by alexjenkins30 September 14, 2021