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Do a Jo is when a cyclist surges past the train head, with the glance of patronizing superiority and continuing on into the horizon.
Darrell do a Jo on the ride today, surging past all of us at will and making it impossible for us to stay on his wheel.
Do a Jo by Jonumber1fan January 4, 2024

do a jorge 

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

do a Josh 

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.
Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!
do a Josh by ApexB October 4, 2005

do a josh 

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..
do a josh by and2 October 27, 2012

Do a Joe 

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.
Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!
Do a Joe by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

Let's do a John 

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost
- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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