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Do a Jo is when a cyclist surges past the train head, with the glance of patronizing superiority and continuing on into the horizon.
Darrell do a Jo on the ride today, surging past all of us at will and making it impossible for us to stay on his wheel.
Do a Jo by Jonumber1fan January 4, 2024

do a jorge 

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012

do a Josh 

to 'do a Josh' is when a guy goes after a girl that they really like, but the girl has a boyfriend. Therefore their groundwork is in vain.
Hey, I saw Fred do a Josh the other day - he's not going to get anywhere with that chick!
do a Josh by ApexB October 4, 2005

do a josh 

crack your iphone's (or any other gadget) screen by unexpectedly dropping it on a hard surface from a relevant height.
I will never do a josh again.. that's what he said.. when a strange sound tickled his ears..
do a josh by and2 October 27, 2012

Do a Joe 

To leave a gathering of people without saying "goodbye", and without being noticed.
Paul: (to himself) I'm going to do a Joe, and just leave. *walks away*
Andrew: Do you know where Paul went?
Grant: I think he just did a Joe, and left without saying anything.
Andrew: I'm glad he's gone. He never contributes to our conversations!
Do a Joe by Paul Allen from P&P November 20, 2020

Let's do a John 

when you just want to do fuckall so you avoid work at all cost
- "Let's do a John" - said my coworker
- "I've been fired for that." - thats me.