fuckall 

1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits

Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid

fuckall by nando November 14, 2002

fuckall 

A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.

1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?

fuckall by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

fuckall 

fuckall someone who is a worthless piece of shit something that is not is not worth a shit or is absolutely useless

my neighbors dog crapped in my yard and refused to clean it up what a fuckall

my dog ate my homework last night what a piece of fuckall

fuckall by littlejimmie April 14, 2019

Fuckall Fifty 

1. A very low hourly rate to work for.
2. Something almost worthless

1. The boss gave me a pay rise. Now I get fuckall fifty an hour.

2. Your opinion is worth around fuckall fifty

Fuckall Fifty by E_Z_Fleece April 20, 2011

fuckall greenlight 

When your partner doesn't care if you have sex with other people.

Mary gave Eric the fuckall greenlight, so now he's screwing Louise

fuckall greenlight by Mr. T January 27, 2005

5ft Fuckall 

Someone very short in stature.

He's 5ft fuckall that dude!

5ft Fuckall by markuz June 11, 2006

Proper Fuckall 

Pretending to complete absolutely fuckall,

Gem-Why aren’t the dishes washed?
Mike-I was too busy doing proper fuckall

Proper Fuckall by LordGodful October 17, 2023